Glad you could make it. Those other guys are on their way, so let’s go ahead and get started. I wrote a mission statement for this blog. It’s filed under “About,” which may get confusing if you don’t have a thesaurus handy. I’ll give you a minute to read it.
Of course, this post is almost pointless, more of a redirection than a thing of substance. Which understandably isn’t a great start when the goal of your blog is to produce things of substance. Anyway, consider this post polite conversation. We have just greeted each other, introduced ourselves, and referenced that one friend we have in common (“About is such a stellar guy!” “Oh yeah, great guy.”). The rest of these blog posts will now be devoted to having one of those deep conversations that could actually sound like a load of superficial pony shit on the surface, depending on which parts of the conversation connect with you. Let the perforated connection begin.
And in case you were wondering… Yes, those international greetings were arranged in order from countries I like the most to countries I like the least.